sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

afatfox:

Ahead of the Curve Bloggers ~ September 2014
Theme: Back to School

'Schoolgirl Sass'
To play up on our theme this month I decided to go with my twist on the typical schoolgirl look.  Of course I’m not actually going back to school (thankfully), but if I were..I’d feel super cute sporting something like this.  I feel as though the purse (book :p), pussybow, and socks really tied it all together and I loved the way this look came out.

Full Outfit Details

To see everyone else’s lovely Back to School ideas and looks, click here!


seachelsters:

starwobbles:

friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’

no romo

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

(Source: reservoir-of-blood)

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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spicyshimmy:

legally an adult, mentally a terrified starfleet ensign, emotionally a mix between the self-imposed repression of a vulcan and the operatic fury of a klingon

"I’m unfamiliar with this end of the process. ’Course, no one may be listening, um, but I- I do need a s s i s t a n c e. I have questions, and there seem to be n o  a n s w e r s. I wouldn’t presume to ask for help if I weren’t desperate, but I need helpI ’ m  l o s t. I need your g u i d a n c e. Please hear my prayer.

                         I don’t know how humans do it.”

(Source: sttlinski)