yknow what pertaining to that
why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time
w-we know
nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon
you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down
true, but
in certain situations
i think it can be said
that there is a line
and it has been crossed
(via lascocks)
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this is the funniest thing i have ever seen
what—
This is the only time I’ve ever been totally okay with a pony.
Because this is the funniest fucking thing ever.
(via lascocks)
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via i-have-been-johnlocked)
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I cant even….
yay!! its back!!!!
ALWAYS REBLOG POLEDANCING CUTIE
I seriously can’t contain myself when I see this I am laughing so hard right now
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