Office by Alex Penny
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I actually cannot this is the cutest thing
(via horny-ood)
I think one circle of hell is you sitting in a room with your parents
and you have to read aloud every smut fanfic you ever read
That is literally the most terrifying thing I have EVER heard.
(via temporalvacancy)
Stole this from darksora31
1. If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in?
Slytherin
2. Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release?
A few :3
3. What did you think of Deathly Hallows?
It was amazing, but also very sad, and sometimes rather like a novel about camping.
4. How many times have you reread the books?
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Don’t ask.
5. Whose death was the saddest?
Severussssssss Dx
6. If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat?
Owl. But I’d totally sneak in an illegal kitten.
7. What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?
NEEDS MOAR SNAPE. It wasn’t awful though!
8. What do you think about Deathly Hallows being split in half?
Most excellent.
9. Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard?
No :[
10. When did you first become a Harry Potter fan?
Just before the second book came out.
FAVORITE
Female Character? Luna, Narcissa, or Hermione.
Male Character? Severus Snape
Professor? See Above
Death Eater? Lucius Malfoy
Magical Creature? Thestrals
Spell? Patronus (Expecto Patronum)
Quote? I can’t choooseeeee. But perhaps if we’re going by verity…
‘“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
or
“To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
(Both Dumbledore!)
Book? Prisoner of Azkaban and Half Blood Prince.
Movie? The First Two
Hogwarts House? Slytherin
Place? Hogwarts, obviously. Although Diagon Alley has to be second <3
Weasley? The Twins and Arthur
Couple? I’m partial to Hermione/Draco and of course Snarry. But for canon couples, the Malfoys are definitely the most fun and interesting.
This or That
Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw
Fred or George? Fred
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Firewhiskey
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley
Books or Movies? Books
Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? BOTH DAMMIT
Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? SEE ABOVE
Snape or Slughorn? Snape
Lupin or Sirius? Lupin
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
If it’s death or these couples? Harry/Hermione. Ginny is a tawdry uninteresting mass of fail. xD
(The person before me answered ‘um… neither. because harry is gay…’ I love this person dearly now.)
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati Patil
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus! OH YEAH.
Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby
Muggleborn or Pureblood? Yes please.
Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Rupert Grint
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa
Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig
Voldemort or Tom Riddle? THIS QUESTION IS DUMB.
Oh…. Oh god. What… WHAT HAS THIS PERSON DONE. XD
(Source: spyrosapyro)
That awkward moment when your mom sends you a Howler and you have to open it in front of the entire school.
I’ve never been so glad that something didn’t exist. My mom would own STOCK in Howlers. EVERY DAY THEY’D JUST BE HERE WAITING FOR ME.
